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Told Unn to pick a meme cause I was bored, they picked this one, so yay

1. Name: Alyx
2. Nickname(s): Buddy (for the few people who know my real name at work and don't wanna out meeee), Bab, I don't really have anyyy
3. Birthday: June 29th
4. That makes you: 22
5. Where were you born: Carlisle, PA
6. Location right now: Ass end of Ohio
7. Shoe size: 11
8. How many piercings?: 2, I wanna get an industrial and maaaaaybe a septim?
9. Tattoos?: 0, but I have a good bit of ideas for one's i want
10. When you wake up you're: Tired
11. When your about to sleep you're: Still tired
12. Zodiac sign: Cancer 
13. Chinese sign: I don't friggen know and I don't wanna look it up
14. Righty or Lefty: Lefty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie??
16. School: I've been graduated since 2015 dammt

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American
18. Hair colour: Currently partially bleach blonde and brown, gonna change to a really pretty mauve/fuchsia and black soon
20. Weight: None of your damn business
21. Height: 5'5 I think
22. Braces?: Nope, used to tho
23. Glasses?: Yes

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yes, tho outta respect to gender gonna use SO
25. If so, who?: Unn/Riley 
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: //points above
27. Who has a crush on you?: Uhhhh?
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No
29. Who was your first kiss: Unn/Riley
30. Who was your last kiss: Same as the last oneeee
31. Are you a virgin?: lmao no
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Nope
33. Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: Is this something I'm supposed to understand??? Cause I don't. Am I missing something?
34. Have you ever been in love?: Currently am
35. Broken any hearts?: Idk?? 
36. Got your heart broken?: So many times
37. Ever liked a friend?: Wellll we were friends before we started dating??
38. What happened?: Still dating them and living together for almost 4 years now?

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in?: 4
40. How many were serious enough to count: I'd say all of them felt serious? But I mean we were all teenagers so they were as serious as those relationships could be haha
41. Who were those serious ones: Not gonna say outta respect for them
42. Who used to be your best friend: Honestly? I don't think I ever had a real best friend, I thought I did... but they forgot I even exsisted so yeah
43. What made them different: We were like fucking sisters
44. What happened: Again, they forgot about me
45. Best boy/girlfriend: The one I'm with??
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Only one, my first one lmao, broke up with me to date someone else, then it didn't work and tried to come crawling back
47. Ever been kissed: Again, by Riley, we established this
48. Who do you want back: I want a few of them back as friends, we really worked well as friends, but they met different people I suppose and we grew apart
49. Who do you regret: Just the 1
50. Why?: I literally just said why haha

Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: Right nowww? Uhm Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots, Killing me Slowly by Bad Wolves aaaand I guess Gets Better by Catie Turner
52. Movie: Mmmmmm, End Game, Detective Pikachu, or Moana
53. Food: Mac and Cheese
54. Drink: Diet Pepsi, Peach Mango Body Armor, or Mtn Dew Voltage
55. Store: HOBBY LOBBY BITCHESSSSSS
56. Television show: Does Buzzfeed Unsolved Paranormal count??
57. Holiday: I guess Halloween? Idk I don't really get excited for any anymore
58. Book: The Metro Series
59. Ice cream: Anything with peanut butter 
60. Sweets: Sour Patch Kids
61. Chips: Uhmmmm, I prefer shit that's white cheddar flavored haha 
62. Type of music: Rock/metal, indie shit 
63. Artist: Bad Wolves, Smash into Pieces, Starset
64. Word: Fuck
65. Time of day: When I'm not working
66. Dressing: Caesar
67. Alcoholic drink: Smirnoff Ice Lemon
68. Colour(s): Teal, Purple, black, ANYTHING METALLIC
69. Piece of clothing: Any of my hoodies, especially my N7 one
70. Character: Liara T'Soni, Artyom
71. Smell: A candle from Cantrip Candles called Stonemoss Chaple
72. Shampoo: Whatever makes my hair fluffy
73. Soap: Whatever is in the house?
74. Smiley: c:
75. Board game: DNDDDDDDDDDD
76. Sport: None
77. Number: 420 heeheee
78. Quote: "You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep others warm."
79. Animal: LEOPARD GECKOS, SKINKS, SNAKES, PUPPIES, AAAAAAAH I WANNA GET SO MANY REPTILES PLSSSSS
80. Actor: Ummm Idk tbh
82. Vegetable: Cucumber
83. Fruit: Peaches
84. Place to be: Hobby Lobby or a Reptile Conventionnnn
85. Thing in your room: My leopard geckos haha
86. Gum: Minttt 
87. Shape: A star I guess?
88. Country: Uhmmm do fictional count? Cause any of those haha
89. Mall: Idk
90. Car: Any sort of McLaren 
91. Boy's name: Uhhhh, Idk
92. Girl's name: Alyx eeeeeeyyy
93. Family member: I mean my mom and I are patching things up again so her I guess
94. Restaurant: I guess Taco Bell or Wendy's? (spicy nugs for life bitchessss)
95. Movie place: Home
96. Person to go to the movies with: bitch I don't have time to go to the movies
97. Noise: Rain
98. Brand of shoe: Whatever fits my damn feet
99. Brand of clothing: Anything that sells rad graphic tees
100. Body part of a chicken: Brest
101. Swear word: Fuck, shit, god dammit
102. Month: May
103. Possession: Anything to spoil my geckos with and any of my art supplies
104. Team: What?
105. Season: Autumn
106. Radio station: I use Amazon lmao
107. Magazine: ..No
108. Favourite grade:None really
109. Least favourite grade: Eeeeh
110. Teacher: Uhm, I'm not sure
111. Least favourite teacher: The several that told me I was a failure and stupid to my face
112. Subject: Biology, art, music
113. Subject to talk about: REPTILES AAAAAAAAAAAH

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Peggy?
115. Who's your dad?: He's been dead since I was 7 :l
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: 1
118. Any Sisters?: 1
120. Coolest: None
121. Loudest: Me
122. Best relative: Uhm, my grandma's pretty fuckin rad, uses my preferred name and everything
123. Worse relative: An aunt on my mother's side, she's the very bigoted type, told me I'd go to hell and all that lmao
124. Do you get along with your parents?: Now that there's distance between us I feel like our relationship got a lot better, just took some work
125. With your siblings?: I mean they don't really talk to me much anymore ://
126. Does anyone understand you?: My mom tries to
127. Do you have any pets?: Yes
128. If so, what kind and name?: Three leopard geckos! Mocha, Peaches, and Smores (all in age order)
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I want a big dog, a blue tongue skink, a black pearl/night leopard gecko, a black tail cribo, hognose, orrrr a ball python. I'd love to be able to breed reptiles soooo I kinda wanna really get into the hobby

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school?: No
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: I think it was around 3.1??
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring
135. ABC's?: What?
136. Favorite class: Again, biology, art, music
137. Play any sports at school?: Not in high school no
138. Are you popular?: It was popular to bully me if that counts haha
139. Favourite memory:  Graduating was pretty rad
140. Most humiliating moment: Getting talked down to by teachers
141. Most funniest moment: I'm not sure
142. Most scared moment: Also not sure

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Soup
146. Dog: I wanna die in a big fluffy pile of dogs
147. Christina Aguilera: Don't listen to her
148. Ricky Martin: Who?
149. 50 cent: 2 quarters lmao
150. Poop: Shit
151. Beach: Sand EVERYWHERE
152. Desert: MORE FUCKING SAND
153. Water: Fish
154. Osama: What???
155. Love: Riley, pets, etc
156. Your little brother: I don't have one?
157. Butt: Bootysalad (cookie if you know the reference)
158. Clowns: Nopenopenope
159. Wonder: Space
16o. Brown: Chocolate
161. Banana: More food
162. Sex: Yes pls
163. Parents: Care
164. Homosexuals: ME
165. God: Idk

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No
167. Heaven: No
168. Devil: No
169. Hell: Yeah, we live on it
170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: Does me in the gay closet count???
172. Fortune tellings: No
173. Magic: 50/50
174. Love at first sight: For me personally? No, unless it's animals then yes
175. Ghosts: Yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: Possibly
177. Reincarnation: Yes
178. Yourself: Not really

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Does vaping CBD count lmao?
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: VERRRRY rarely, just don't care for it
182. Cuss: Always
183. Sing in the shower: Sometimes
184. Like school: Eeeeh
185. Want to get married: Yes, but also it's so expensive so it's chill if I don't, I'm just happy being loved
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yes
187. Think you're attractive: No wtf
188. Drink and drive: No
189. Snore: Yes
190. Sleep walk: Nope
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juvie: Nope
197. Skateboarded: A looooong time ago
198. Skinny dipped: Yes
199. Rock climbed: Not like ACTUAL rock climbing, just on those dumb wall things
200. Killed someone: Wth no?
201. Watched porn: Duh
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: Yes
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes
205. Broken a law: No
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Not intentionally, I'm a fucking cry baby
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: m8 I dont feel like I have any friends
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: no that's gross
213. Moon someone: Nope
214. Shop-lifted: No
215. Worked at McDonald's: I work at Dairy Queen so close enough
216. Eaten a dog:Why?
217. Give money to a homeless person: I live in a tiny ass town, I don't see homeless people here
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Does gluing my fingers together count?
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: I mean I guess?
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: Not smoked no, vape? Yeah a bit
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Wanted too
225. Had cyber sex: Idkkkkk
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: I want to be a genderless alien pls let me be
227. Caught someone doing something: What does this even mean they could be doing anything
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No
229. Cried during a movie: Yes
230. Cried over someone: Yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope
233. Ran away from home: Nah I'm too chicken
234. Cheated on a test: Yes 

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: NOPENOPENOPE
236. Sky dive: No
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No???
239. Try to be the opposite sex: AGAIN LET ME BE A ANDROGYNOUS FUCK
240. Lie to the police: Nope
241. Run from the police: No
242. Lie to your parents: I have
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: That requires friends
244. Be an exotic dancer: No???
245. Kill the president: If there was no consequence I'm sure there would be a line out the friggen door

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: I can be
247. Loud: I have volume control issues
248. Nice: I really try to be but I feel like I get fucked in the end
249: Outgoing: Not really
250: Quiet: Sometimes
251. Mean: I would hope not
252. Emotional: am big baby
253. Sensitive: again, big baby
254. Gay: Duh
255. Strong: Yes
256. Weak: No
257. Caring: Yes
258. Dangerous: No
259. Crazy: No
260. Spontaneous: Bitch I wish I had the money to be
261. Funny: Idk
262. Sweet: I think?
263. Sharing: yes
264. Responsible: Yes
265. Trustworthy: Yes
266. Open-minded: Yes
267. Creative: Yes
268. Cute: NOT EVEN CLOSE LMAO
269. Slick: No
270. Smart: 50/50
271. Dumb: Feels like it some days?
272. Evil: No
273. Ghetto: No
274. Classy: No
275. Photogenic: lmao no
276. Dependable: I try to
277. Greedy: nope
278. Ugly: Fuck yeah
279. Messy: No
280. Neat: Try to be
281. Perverted: 50/50
282. Silly: Naaaah
283. A Bitch: I don't think so?
284. A Good Listener: Yes
285. A Fighter: No
286. A Party Animal: Nah
287. A Game Freak: Duh
288. A Computer Freak: Not in the tech sense

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Reptile breeder/educator
290. Dream house: One with enough room to spoil some animals
291. Husband/Wife: Riley???
292. Kids: Unless animals count, no
293. Names: N/a
294. Pets: Again, I want a big dog, a blue tongue skink, a black pearl/night leopard gecko, a black tail cribo, hognose, orrrr a ball python. OHOH or a big ol tegu THATD BE SO COOL
295. Car: Bitch if I could afford it a McLaren haha
296. Age you would want to get married: I dunno
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: I dunno
298. Honeymoon: Idk just show me animals and ill be set

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: dont have one, I guess maybe my coworker Jon? We bonded over reptiles hardcore
300. Known the longest: --
301. Craziest: --
302. Loudest: --
303. Shyest: --
304. Best hair: --
305. Best eyes: --
306. Best body: --
307. Most Athletic: --
308. Hot-Tempered: --
309. Most impatient:--
310. Shortest: --
311. Tallest: --
312. Skinniest: --
313. Best singer: --
314. Funniest: --
315. Can always make you laugh: --
316. Wish you talked to more: --
317. Wish you saw more: --
318. Who drives you insane after a while: --
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: --
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: --
322. Who is like your family: --
323. How many friends do you have?: Again I don't really have any
324. How many are really close?: --

skipped that section cause im a lonely lonely fuck c':


Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Mac and cheese
326. Thing you drank: Diet Pepsi
327. Thing you wore: Pj pants and a Captain Marvel shirt
328. Thing you did: Paint
329. Place you went: Work
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My ears
331. Person you saw: Riley?
332. Person you hugged: Riley
333. Person you kissed: Riley
334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: Are you okay???
335. Person you talked to online: No one
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My boss
337. Song you heard: Home from Catie Turner
338. Show you saw: Unsolved: Paranormal haha
339. Time you fought with your parents: Uhhhh I don't keep track of that
340. Time you fought with a friend: when I lost my last one like a year ago i think
341. Words you said: idk

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Still diet pepsi
345. What are you thinking: What to do
346. What are you wearing: Same as before
347. What are you doing: This meme?
349. Hair: Short, fluffy
350. Mood: lowkey depressed
351. Listening to: more music
352. Talking to anyone: no
353. Watching anything: nope

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No
356. Are you heterosexual: No
357. Do you like penguins: ..Sure?
358. Do you write poetry: No
359. Do you see stupid people: At work all the fuckin time
360. You + Me: ???
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No
362. Can you see flying pigs: No?
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: What?
366. Are you a zombie: I feel like it when I'm tired
367. Am i annoying you: No
368. Do you bite your nails: Rarely
369. Can you cross your eyes: No
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Yeee

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Neither
375. MTV or VH1: Nope
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink I guess
378. Football or Basketball: No
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Warm
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Both bitch
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Weed please
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: Tape??
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Neither

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It's pretty neat
389. About boy bands: No
390. About suicide: Tbh maybe triggering, but I still consider it sometimes
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Fuck off
392. About teen pregnancy: Don't be silly, wrap your fucking willy
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I hope doing something I love
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: That requires friends
395. About gay men: You go my dudes

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No
397. Current weather right now: Cold
398. Current time: 11:56
399. Any shout outs: Eeyyy shout out to my geckos, they're dumb and I love them
400. Last thoughts: Nothing rlly
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Life Update

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Hey there.... it's been a while. So uhm, yeah I know I've been really inactive here lately, I've honestly just been really busy with work, been working 50 hour weeks a lot, being a manager sucks honestly. Anyway, I've been really into traditional art as of late, been stretching my art wings so to speak. I'm starting to get into painting and colored pencil work and I've been having a lot more fun with that kind of stuff, but I dunno if anyone would even want to see it.    

As for other stuff, my depression is coming back really badly lately, I've been feeling really lonely and hopeless. I wanna be happy but my body is just so worn out and it's just really hard. I really miss having chats with people but it feels like I'm always busy or they want nothing to do with me, it honestly sucks. 
Mocha and Smores has been doing great, Smores is growing so fast and we've learned that they are a he, which is a whole new game for me. It opens the possibilities of breeding and working on my passion for reptiles. I'd love to make a career out of it, but with the lack of time, it makes things difficult. Other than that not much has changed, sorry it's been so long honestly, but hopefully I'll be able to be back soon. If you ever need anything, feel free to message me on Discord or shoot me a note or anything, I may not get back immediately, but I'll try my best
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Time for this again haha
Gonna try and do good bit of the prompts with my girl
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Hoping to include a couple of kebs celebrating pride with my girl:
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Just be sure to include either what flags or accessories you'd like them to be holding and/or wearing!
Thank you and happy pride!!!

Please make sure their registered as well <3
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