Told Unn to pick a meme cause I was bored, they picked this one, so yay
1. Name: Alyx
2. Nickname(s): Buddy (for the few people who know my real name at work and don't wanna out meeee), Bab, I don't really have anyyy
3. Birthday: June 29th
4. That makes you: 22
5. Where were you born: Carlisle, PA
6. Location right now: Ass end of Ohio
7. Shoe size: 11
8. How many piercings?: 2, I wanna get an industrial and maaaaaybe a septim?
9. Tattoos?: 0, but I have a good bit of ideas for one's i want
10. When you wake up you're: Tired
11. When your about to sleep you're: Still tired
12. Zodiac sign: Cancer
13. Chinese sign: I don't friggen know and I don't wanna look it up
14. Righty or Lefty: Lefty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie??
16. School: I've been graduated since 2015 dammt
Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: American
18. Hair colour: Currently partially bleach blonde and brown, gonna change to a really pretty mauve/fuchsia and black soon
20. Weight: None of your damn business
21. Height: 5'5 I think
22. Braces?: Nope, used to tho
23. Glasses?: Yes
Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yes, tho outta respect to gender gonna use SO
25. If so, who?: Unn/Riley
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: //points above
27. Who has a crush on you?: Uhhhh?
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: No
29. Who was your first kiss: Unn/Riley
30. Who was your last kiss: Same as the last oneeee
31. Are you a virgin?: lmao no
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Nope
33. Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: Is this something I'm supposed to understand??? Cause I don't. Am I missing something?
34. Have you ever been in love?: Currently am
35. Broken any hearts?: Idk??
36. Got your heart broken?: So many times
37. Ever liked a friend?: Wellll we were friends before we started dating??
38. What happened?: Still dating them and living together for almost 4 years now?
Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in?: 4
40. How many were serious enough to count: I'd say all of them felt serious? But I mean we were all teenagers so they were as serious as those relationships could be haha
41. Who were those serious ones: Not gonna say outta respect for them
42. Who used to be your best friend: Honestly? I don't think I ever had a real best friend, I thought I did... but they forgot I even exsisted so yeah
43. What made them different: We were like fucking sisters
44. What happened: Again, they forgot about me
45. Best boy/girlfriend: The one I'm with??
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Only one, my first one lmao, broke up with me to date someone else, then it didn't work and tried to come crawling back
47. Ever been kissed: Again, by Riley, we established this
48. Who do you want back: I want a few of them back as friends, we really worked well as friends, but they met different people I suppose and we grew apart
49. Who do you regret: Just the 1
50. Why?: I literally just said why haha
Section Five: Favorites
51. Song: Right nowww? Uhm Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots, Killing me Slowly by Bad Wolves aaaand I guess Gets Better by Catie Turner
52. Movie: Mmmmmm, End Game, Detective Pikachu, or Moana
53. Food: Mac and Cheese
54. Drink: Diet Pepsi, Peach Mango Body Armor, or Mtn Dew Voltage
55. Store: HOBBY LOBBY BITCHESSSSSS
56. Television show: Does Buzzfeed Unsolved Paranormal count??
57. Holiday: I guess Halloween? Idk I don't really get excited for any anymore
58. Book: The Metro Series
59. Ice cream: Anything with peanut butter
60. Sweets: Sour Patch Kids
61. Chips: Uhmmmm, I prefer shit that's white cheddar flavored haha
62. Type of music: Rock/metal, indie shit
63. Artist: Bad Wolves, Smash into Pieces, Starset
64. Word: Fuck
65. Time of day: When I'm not working
66. Dressing: Caesar
67. Alcoholic drink: Smirnoff Ice Lemon
68. Colour(s): Teal, Purple, black, ANYTHING METALLIC
69. Piece of clothing: Any of my hoodies, especially my N7 one
70. Character: Liara T'Soni, Artyom
71. Smell: A candle from Cantrip Candles called Stonemoss Chaple
72. Shampoo: Whatever makes my hair fluffy
73. Soap: Whatever is in the house?
74. Smiley: c:
75. Board game: DNDDDDDDDDDD
76. Sport: None
77. Number: 420 heeheee
78. Quote: "You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep others warm."
79. Animal: LEOPARD GECKOS, SKINKS, SNAKES, PUPPIES, AAAAAAAH I WANNA GET SO MANY REPTILES PLSSSSS
80. Actor: Ummm Idk tbh
82. Vegetable: Cucumber
83. Fruit: Peaches
84. Place to be: Hobby Lobby or a Reptile Conventionnnn
85. Thing in your room: My leopard geckos haha
86. Gum: Minttt
87. Shape: A star I guess?
88. Country: Uhmmm do fictional count? Cause any of those haha
89. Mall: Idk
90. Car: Any sort of McLaren
91. Boy's name: Uhhhh, Idk
92. Girl's name: Alyx eeeeeeyyy
93. Family member: I mean my mom and I are patching things up again so her I guess
94. Restaurant: I guess Taco Bell or Wendy's? (spicy nugs for life bitchessss)
95. Movie place: Home
96. Person to go to the movies with: bitch I don't have time to go to the movies
97. Noise: Rain
98. Brand of shoe: Whatever fits my damn feet
99. Brand of clothing: Anything that sells rad graphic tees
100. Body part of a chicken: Brest
101. Swear word: Fuck, shit, god dammit
102. Month: May
103. Possession: Anything to spoil my geckos with and any of my art supplies
104. Team: What?
105. Season: Autumn
106. Radio station: I use Amazon lmao
107. Magazine: ..No
108. Favourite grade:None really
109. Least favourite grade: Eeeeh
110. Teacher: Uhm, I'm not sure
111. Least favourite teacher: The several that told me I was a failure and stupid to my face
112. Subject: Biology, art, music
113. Subject to talk about: REPTILES AAAAAAAAAAAH
Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mum?: Peggy?
115. Who's your dad?: He's been dead since I was 7 :l
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: 1
118. Any Sisters?: 1
120. Coolest: None
121. Loudest: Me
122. Best relative: Uhm, my grandma's pretty fuckin rad, uses my preferred name and everything
123. Worse relative: An aunt on my mother's side, she's the very bigoted type, told me I'd go to hell and all that lmao
124. Do you get along with your parents?: Now that there's distance between us I feel like our relationship got a lot better, just took some work
125. With your siblings?: I mean they don't really talk to me much anymore ://
126. Does anyone understand you?: My mom tries to
127. Do you have any pets?: Yes
128. If so, what kind and name?: Three leopard geckos! Mocha, Peaches, and Smores (all in age order)
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I want a big dog, a blue tongue skink, a black pearl/night leopard gecko, a black tail cribo, hognose, orrrr a ball python. I'd love to be able to breed reptiles soooo I kinda wanna really get into the hobby
Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school?: No
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: I think it was around 3.1??
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Bring
135. ABC's?: What?
136. Favorite class: Again, biology, art, music
137. Play any sports at school?: Not in high school no
138. Are you popular?: It was popular to bully me if that counts haha
139. Favourite memory: Graduating was pretty rad
140. Most humiliating moment: Getting talked down to by teachers
141. Most funniest moment: I'm not sure
142. Most scared moment: Also not sure
Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear
145. Chicken: Soup
146. Dog: I wanna die in a big fluffy pile of dogs
147. Christina Aguilera: Don't listen to her
148. Ricky Martin: Who?
149. 50 cent: 2 quarters lmao
150. Poop: Shit
151. Beach: Sand EVERYWHERE
152. Desert: MORE FUCKING SAND
153. Water: Fish
154. Osama: What???
155. Love: Riley, pets, etc
156. Your little brother: I don't have one?
157. Butt: Bootysalad (cookie if you know the reference)
158. Clowns: Nopenopenope
159. Wonder: Space
16o. Brown: Chocolate
161. Banana: More food
162. Sex: Yes pls
163. Parents: Care
164. Homosexuals: ME
165. God: Idk
Section Nine: Do you believe in
166. God: No
167. Heaven: No
168. Devil: No
169. Hell: Yeah, we live on it
170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: Does me in the gay closet count???
172. Fortune tellings: No
173. Magic: 50/50
174. Love at first sight: For me personally? No, unless it's animals then yes
175. Ghosts: Yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: Possibly
177. Reincarnation: Yes
178. Yourself: Not really
Section Ten: Do you
179. Smoke: Does vaping CBD count lmao?
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: VERRRRY rarely, just don't care for it
182. Cuss: Always
183. Sing in the shower: Sometimes
184. Like school: Eeeeh
185. Want to get married: Yes, but also it's so expensive so it's chill if I don't, I'm just happy being loved
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yes
187. Think you're attractive: No wtf
188. Drink and drive: No
189. Snore: Yes
190. Sleep walk: Nope
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes
Section Eleven: Have you ever
192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juvie: Nope
197. Skateboarded: A looooong time ago
198. Skinny dipped: Yes
199. Rock climbed: Not like ACTUAL rock climbing, just on those dumb wall things
200. Killed someone: Wth no?
201. Watched porn: Duh
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: Yes
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes
205. Broken a law: No
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Not intentionally, I'm a fucking cry baby
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: m8 I dont feel like I have any friends
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: no that's gross
213. Moon someone: Nope
214. Shop-lifted: No
215. Worked at McDonald's: I work at Dairy Queen so close enough
216. Eaten a dog:Why?
217. Give money to a homeless person: I live in a tiny ass town, I don't see homeless people here
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Does gluing my fingers together count?
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: I mean I guess?
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: Not smoked no, vape? Yeah a bit
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Wanted too
225. Had cyber sex: Idkkkkk
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: I want to be a genderless alien pls let me be
227. Caught someone doing something: What does this even mean they could be doing anything
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No
229. Cried during a movie: Yes
230. Cried over someone: Yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope
233. Ran away from home: Nah I'm too chicken
234. Cheated on a test: Yes
Section Twelve: Would you
235. Bungee jump: NOPENOPENOPE
236. Sky dive: No
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No???
239. Try to be the opposite sex: AGAIN LET ME BE A ANDROGYNOUS FUCK
240. Lie to the police: Nope
241. Run from the police: No
242. Lie to your parents: I have
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: That requires friends
244. Be an exotic dancer: No???
245. Kill the president: If there was no consequence I'm sure there would be a line out the friggen door
Section Thirteen: Are you
246. Shy: I can be
247. Loud: I have volume control issues
248. Nice: I really try to be but I feel like I get fucked in the end
249: Outgoing: Not really
250: Quiet: Sometimes
251. Mean: I would hope not
252. Emotional: am big baby
253. Sensitive: again, big baby
254. Gay: Duh
255. Strong: Yes
256. Weak: No
257. Caring: Yes
258. Dangerous: No
259. Crazy: No
260. Spontaneous: Bitch I wish I had the money to be
261. Funny: Idk
262. Sweet: I think?
263. Sharing: yes
264. Responsible: Yes
265. Trustworthy: Yes
266. Open-minded: Yes
267. Creative: Yes
268. Cute: NOT EVEN CLOSE LMAO
269. Slick: No
270. Smart: 50/50
271. Dumb: Feels like it some days?
272. Evil: No
273. Ghetto: No
274. Classy: No
275. Photogenic: lmao no
276. Dependable: I try to
277. Greedy: nope
278. Ugly: Fuck yeah
279. Messy: No
280. Neat: Try to be
281. Perverted: 50/50
282. Silly: Naaaah
283. A Bitch: I don't think so?
284. A Good Listener: Yes
285. A Fighter: No
286. A Party Animal: Nah
287. A Game Freak: Duh
288. A Computer Freak: Not in the tech sense
Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: Reptile breeder/educator
290. Dream house: One with enough room to spoil some animals
291. Husband/Wife: Riley???
292. Kids: Unless animals count, no
293. Names: N/a
294. Pets: Again, I want a big dog, a blue tongue skink, a black pearl/night leopard gecko, a black tail cribo, hognose, orrrr a ball python. OHOH or a big ol tegu THATD BE SO COOL
295. Car: Bitch if I could afford it a McLaren haha
296. Age you would want to get married: I dunno
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: I dunno
298. Honeymoon: Idk just show me animals and ill be set
Section Fifteen: Your friends
299. Best friend: dont have one, I guess maybe my coworker Jon? We bonded over reptiles hardcore
300. Known the longest: --
301. Craziest: --
302. Loudest: --
303. Shyest: --
304. Best hair: --
305. Best eyes: --
306. Best body: --
307. Most Athletic: --
308. Hot-Tempered: --
309. Most impatient:--
310. Shortest: --
311. Tallest: --
312. Skinniest: --
313. Best singer: --
314. Funniest: --
315. Can always make you laugh: --
316. Wish you talked to more: --
317. Wish you saw more: --
318. Who drives you insane after a while: --
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: --
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: --
322. Who is like your family: --
323. How many friends do you have?: Again I don't really have any
324. How many are really close?: --
skipped that section cause im a lonely lonely fuck c':
Section Sixteen: The last
325. Thing you ate: Mac and cheese
326. Thing you drank: Diet Pepsi
327. Thing you wore: Pj pants and a Captain Marvel shirt
328. Thing you did: Paint
329. Place you went: Work
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My ears
331. Person you saw: Riley?
332. Person you hugged: Riley
333. Person you kissed: Riley
334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: Are you okay???
335. Person you talked to online: No one
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My boss
337. Song you heard: Home from Catie Turner
338. Show you saw: Unsolved: Paranormal haha
339. Time you fought with your parents: Uhhhh I don't keep track of that
340. Time you fought with a friend: when I lost my last one like a year ago i think
341. Words you said: idk
Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Still diet pepsi
345. What are you thinking: What to do
346. What are you wearing: Same as before
347. What are you doing: This meme?
349. Hair: Short, fluffy
350. Mood: lowkey depressed
351. Listening to: more music
352. Talking to anyone: no
353. Watching anything: nope
Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No
356. Are you heterosexual: No
357. Do you like penguins: ..Sure?
358. Do you write poetry: No
359. Do you see stupid people: At work all the fuckin time
360. You + Me: ???
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No
362. Can you see flying pigs: No?
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: What?
366. Are you a zombie: I feel like it when I'm tired
367. Am i annoying you: No
368. Do you bite your nails: Rarely
369. Can you cross your eyes: No
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: Yeee
Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Neither
375. MTV or VH1: Nope
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink I guess
378. Football or Basketball: No
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Warm
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Both bitch
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Weed please
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: Tape??
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: Neither
Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: It's pretty neat
389. About boy bands: No
390. About suicide: Tbh maybe triggering, but I still consider it sometimes
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Fuck off
392. About teen pregnancy: Don't be silly, wrap your fucking willy
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I hope doing something I love
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: That requires friends
395. About gay men: You go my dudes
Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: No
397. Current weather right now: Cold
398. Current time: 11:56
399. Any shout outs: Eeyyy shout out to my geckos, they're dumb and I love them
400. Last thoughts: Nothing rlly